化学知识里的浪漫爱情
“焓变为负，熵变为正，即使世界绝对零度，爱你依然自发"The enthalpy becomes negative, the entropy becomes positive, and love you spontaneously, even though the world is absolutely zero你的镁夺走了我的锌Your magnesium took my zinc
一氧化氮对空气说：一看到你我就会脸红The Nitric Oxide said to the air, I blush at the sight of you
粒子从宇宙诞生之初就存在世上，是它造就了我们。我常想这些原子，用140亿年穿越时间和空间来创造我们，好让我们能相遇，完整对方Particles have been around since the beginning of the universe, and that's what makes us who we are. I used to think that these atoms, took 14 billion years to travel through time and space to create us, so that we could meet, complete each other
铁氧化虽然慢，那也是化学反应，只要有我这点空气围绕在你身边，早晚变成氧化铁Iron Oxide although slow, that is also a chemical reaction, as long as I have this point of air around you, sooner or later into iron oxide
这是一片雪花，永不变质的，我把它保存在纯净的聚乙烯醇缩醛树脂里了It's a snowflake. It never goes bad. I kept it in pure polyvinyl acetal
爱上你，如同勒夏特列原理：纵使结果固然不变，但我也曾逆流而上Falling in love with you is like Le Chatelier's principle: Even though the result is the same, I have gone against the Stream
自从喜欢你，我的PH就一直小于7Ever since I liked you, my Ph has been below 7
浓硝酸对二氧化氮说 我本无色 遇到你突然变得色了Strong nitric acid said to nitrogen dioxide, I am colorless, met you suddenly changed color
C-14的半衰期不及我在冥冥之中等你时间的万分之一The half-life of a C-14 is less than 1/10,000 of the time I've been waiting for you
我愿意做你的还原剂，给你多少个点子也没关系，只想和你稳稳地在一起I am willing to be your reductant, give you how many electron also does not matter, only wants with you steady together
如果生活是化学平衡，你的一言一行都在移动着我的平衡If life is a chemical balance, your words and deeds are moving my balance
我是二氧化硅，你是氢氟酸，只有你是我唯一的软肋I'm the silicon dioxide, you're the hydrofluoric acid, and you're my only weakness
我是学绝缘的，和你在一起，我比树脂还粘人I study insulation, and with you, I'm more clingy than resin
虽然我的身边充满了镁铝，但在我的心里，只有NiAlthough my side is full of magnesium aluminum, but in my heart, only Ni
五氧化二磷，把氧化去掉，就是我想对你说的Get rid of the oxidation, tetraphosphorus decaoxide. That's what I'm trying to tell you
我们之间如果不平 那我就要配平If we're not even, I'm GONNA be even
分子就是这么暧昧的，当离得远了就会拉你一把，离得近了又会把你推开Molecules are so ambiguous, when far away will pull you up, close to you will push you away
{:1110_550:} 浪漫的，哈哈 有意思，谢谢楼主分享！ 谢谢分享 化学化工也从来不缺段子手
{:1110_553:} 66666666666 {:1110_553:} {:1110_549:} 哈哈哈，很爛漫！！ 楼主果然是高人，厉害 有趣的学习！ 太有才了，即涨姿势又开心！！{:1110_551:} 放射性物质的半衰期，还真有些意思 读起来很逗，很有趣味。 楼主果然是高人，厉害 {:1110_549:}{:1110_549:} 希望大家的爱情都如童话一般美好。 个别段子蛮烧脑的，看来还得补补基础课呢。 别辟蹊径厉害了谢谢楼主