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Horse 发表于 1970-1-1 08:00:00

马后炮化工技术论坛愚人节专题

<font color="#0000FF" size="+3">马后炮化工技术论坛愚人节专题-很老的代码了</font><br>
      <font color="#0000FF" size="+3">meng.horse<br></font>&nbsp;<img src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/z/blue/200741/images/2b03dc432rysqhh.gif" width="101" height="80">          <img src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/z/blue/200741/images/2b03dc432rysqhh.gif" width="101" height="80">          <img src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/z/blue/200741/images/2b03dc432rysqhh.gif" width="101" height="80">

    <b><font color="white" size="3"><br><br></font><font color="#00ffff"><font size="3"><br></font></font></b><font style="color: Red;" color="#00ffff">愚人节您没有去玩吗?上来做什么呢?多无辜啊你！哈哈又一个上当^-^
哎!你这人咋就这么笨呢！现在学会怎么愚人了吗？那就复制网址去吧！

一定要成功哦！＾_＾</font><b><font color="#00ffff"><font size="3"><br></font></font></b><font style="color: Red;" color="#00ffff"><font size="3">太古老的代码了。你一定知道如何把这个关闭的。不知道的话就算了。<br><a href="http://meng.horse/thread-28196-1-1.html">http://meng.horse/thread-28196-1-1.html</a></font></font><b><font color="#00ffff"><font size="3"><br></font></font><font color="white" size="3"><br></font></b>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("终于有人上当的了！")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("今日愚人节呀，您不知吗？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("为什么，都不小心哦") </script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("没法啦！你都上了，只有陪我了")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("别难过了~~~")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("但是玩笑可能开过头了")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("竟然要您来陪我")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("不过，不要嬲我的")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("可是你怎么能回去呢？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("我也没办法")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("要不。。。")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("把机子关了吧！")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("什么？你不愿意关？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("那怎么办呢？")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("但是现在你该怎么办呢？")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("我给你讲个故事行吗？")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("从前有个山")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("山上有个庙")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("庙里有个老和尚有个小和尚")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("老和尚正在给小和尚讲故事")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("从前有个山")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("山上有个庙。。。。")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("别骂我呀？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("你不愿听这个我给你换一个")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("从前有个山")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("山上有个庵")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("讲个好听的")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("仔细听啊")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("山上有个庙")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("哎呦，听我讲完！")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("庙里有个缸")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("不一样了吧")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("缸里有个瓢")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("瓢里有个碗")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("碗里有个勺")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("勺里有块肉")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("我吃了你馋了")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("我的故事讲完了！")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("好不好？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("什么？还想听？你正孬人！")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("那好，我再来一个！")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("从前")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("有一个小孩牵个羊")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("我的故事就这么长")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("你不愿意听是吗？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("那怎么办？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("你已经出不去了")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("还是关掉电脑来的干脆")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("试试吧")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("还是不愿关？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("那我再给你讲故事！")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("哎哎，别哭嘛！")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("哭的我挺伤心的")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("你还不泄气？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("我佩服你这种精神！")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("对不对？")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("如果你有这种精神的话---")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("你一定会成功的！")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("我不骗你")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("真的！")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你马上就会找到出口的")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("多亏你坚持了下来")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("要不，关了机子多不好！")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("是不是？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("对不对？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("喂！给你说点正事！")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("一个人受骗是不是很难受？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("想不想让别人替你分担一下？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("我的意思是----")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("你就在一旁哈哈大笑~~~")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("好不好？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("什么？出卖朋友的事你不干？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("你真是好人！")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("我太感动了！")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("也好，我从不难为好人！")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("我决定----")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("让好人多在我身边一会！")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("怎么还不愿意？")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("你只需再点100000下就可以了！")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("相扶到老不容易")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("是否更该去珍惜")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("他人生气我不气")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("气出病来无人替")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("我说的对不对？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("好了")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("玩笑也开过了")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("该说的也说了")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("该放你出去了！")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("什么，还要我介绍一个给你这个孬人")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("呵呵，不用嬲啦！")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("不嬲就假了，我想现在就撕开你两边添啦！")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("哦，你撕开我两边，那你怎样出呢")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("你不是真的关机是吗")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("如果是的，我都没办法了，你关啦")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("陪多我几小时先啦！")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("我都没有人陪我")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("或者你介绍一个MM给我，就不用你陪啦！好吗")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("好，好难啦！")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("哦，那你就一直陪我啦！")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("不要，不要，不要，我返出！")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("哭~~~~~~~~~哭~~~~~~哭~~~~")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("呵呵，我怕了您 ，你不要哭了，我放你了！")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("叮咚！开门啦！")</script>
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("看到这句话高兴了吧？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("做任何事可不要高兴太早呀！知道了吗？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("听说过乐极生悲吗？")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("算了，算了，还是放你出来吧，做个深呼吸吧，放松一下！")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("这次不用担心了，放你出来了，通过这个事，应该明白一个道理呀！")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">alert("那就是：坚持就是胜利，勤奋就有机遇！")</script>
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diyifan001 发表于 1970-1-1 08:00:00

刚起床就被涮了

qinrunyouzhi 发表于 1970-1-1 08:00:00

愚人节快乐！

长夜未央 发表于 1970-1-1 08:00:00

愚人节快乐~
PS：居然是前排。。。。

575791472 发表于 1970-1-1 08:00:00

天哪
我一直坚持到了最后

575791472 发表于 1970-1-1 08:00:00

因为没有多少人愿意坚持的
所以我们是前排

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